The Great Trick Or Treat Sneak (Read-Along!)
A fun and spooky little Halloween tale, read by the author and with printable coloring page!
Last year I wrote a little Halloween story about a little monster who decided to experience Halloween for himself, and came up with a quick little cover concept for it. Unfortunately I didn’t finish it until Halloween day and didn’t get to do much else with it. This year I cleaned and tightened up some of the rhymes, fully hand-painted the cover, and recorded and audio track of me reading the story. I’ve begun working on illustrations for the rest of the book and if this gets decent enough feedback will try to see if I can have it published by next fall, either as an e-book or physical copy. (Art and full text below the break.)
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(Download the .pdf of the little monster to print and color at home!)
Long ago, near a town, not much unlike your own
In a cave in the woods, monsters made their home.
And every October, on the 31st
That’s when these monsters got up to their worst!
It’s the biggest night for each ghoul, ghost, and beast.
We call it Halloween. They call it The Feast!
A night when they’d chomp on the flesh and the bone
Of each naughty child who wandered off alone.
In this cave lived a father, a mother, and son
And they did not like people. They did not like fun!
Well, actually, that is not really quite right.
The son was intrigued by what he saw on that night.
The costumes! The candy! The whole colorful riot!
It seemed like such fun, and he wanted to try it!
So he went to his parents, asked if he could go
And was met with the loudest, most monstrous “NO!”
His father said:
“This night’s not for fun! Not for tricking or treating!
This night is for growling and snatching and eating!”
Then mother chimed in:
“Listen to your father. He knows what he speaks.
Why, we’ll feast on this feast for at least weeks and weeks!”
“Ok”, said the son, but deep down he was glum.
It was candy, not children, he wanted in his tum-tum.
He wanted chocolate and cider and costumes and toys
To go bobbing for apples, not for girls and for boys
So he made a decision, though his parents would freak out
“If they won’t let me go, then I’ll have to just sneak out!”
While his parents prepared for their night of debauch
He began his escape out from under their watch
He crept past their room and took one of the sacks
That this year would be filled with much different snacks.
Then he dashed from their cave, through the woods, toward the streets
To join the children in costume on their quest for treats.
As he crept to the door of the nearest house
This little monster was nervous as a mouse
A glowing jack o’ lantern smiled as his reception
Was this the skull of some other who tried this deception?
But when the door was opened, instead of reacting with fright
The humans said his costume was a spooky delight!
And so it went on, from door on to door
No one had seen a costume quite like his before!
He received “oohs” and “ahs” and compliments grand
And best of all, candy, filling the sack in his hand!
He met other children and they invited him there
To the Halloween party held in the town square
As the evening wore on and the sky grew dark
He played games with the other children in the park
He went bobbing for apples, he ate cakes and pies
And in the costume contest he took home first prize!
But when he saw the full moon floating high in the sky
He knew that he must bid his new friends goodbye
With a quick farewell he ran off back to his lair
Fearing the punishment that awaited him there
At first when he’d gone, his parents were just curious
But, after all of these hours, now they were furious!
He nervously crept back into the cave
To stand there and take it while they ranted and raved.
“Where have you been, my dear? Where did you go?
Please tell us you weren’t with those humans below.”
"I went trick or treating! I played games and ate pies!
I went bobbing for apples! My fur won first prize!
And when I saw it was late I hurried right back
To bring you this candy I have in my sack!
Please do me this favor. Won't you please try it?
You need more than bad little kids in your diet"
His mother and father both agreed cautiously
Then reached into his candy-filled sack a bit nauseously.
They each took their time engaged in close inspection
Before warily ingesting each bright confection.
Then their eyes opened wide, both lit up like the moon.
As they started to chew they began to swoon.
“This is the most delicious thing I’ve put into my mouth!
And I’ve eaten my fill from far north to deep south.
If only we’d known what we’d missed all these years
Skulking in the dark and hiding in fear.
No more scaring and growling and snatching and eating
From now on, each year, we’ll ALL go trick-or-treating!”
So, next year, when monsters come knock at your door
Look a little bit closer than you did before.
How do they look? How do they smell, sound, or feel?
Because most of them will be children, but some of them… may be REAL.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!